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Monday, April 20, 2009

Keeping Up With The Big, Dumb Liars!

This is not what I was planning on posting today, but I am pretty fired up.

Forever 21 is proud to announce their new, plus size line and mentions Kim Kardashian as an example of a fuller figured person who can now shop at Forever 21. Ok, great. Because it used to be that only teeny little bitty tweens and asian ladies could shop there.

Kim K. gets pissed and fires back that she is not plus sized, she is a size 2.

Really?! A size 2? Biatch, please.

Listen, I don't think that you are plus size. I mean, you've got a lot going on in the rear, but the rest of you seems very average sized. However, if you are a size 2 then by God so am I. That makes Beyonce a zero and Kelly Clarkson a 4. Sounds good to me!

Come on! Everyone knows your fibbing and there is just no reason for it. No one is mad about you being an 8, it's cool-own it. You're gorgeous, let's get real.

Jennifer Love Hewitt did it a few years ago too after those photos of her looking like a normal lady in a swimsuit surfaced. Stop It!

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