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Monday, April 13, 2009

There are Aliens Among Us

Ok. I can't be alone here. These people are NOT normal. I know, I know no one is "normal", but this is way beyond your average wack-a-doo. There's something going on here.

Listen, I'm just going to throw my theory out there and see if I can get any support. The Duggars are aliens. They have been sent here to destroy us and are building an army to take over.



Evidence:
1 Those kids don't make a damn peep and there are 18 of them. Aliens in training.
2 No one talks with that much enthusiasm and glee all the time. Programmable human suits.
3 They have 18 children and no debt. Outer space U.S monetary creation station.
4 The husbands name is Jim Bob. Alien humor.
5 No human can procreate that fast. Shortened alien gestation period.

Think it over. I'm looking for more evidence before launching a full scale alien eradication program.

Come up with your supporting arguments and let me know. But hurry - their army get stronger by the day.

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